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  • Leave your bike unlocked. Find a nice stakeout across the street, preferably a pub, and wait... Then, if and when appropriate, approach the bastard nicking your bike, kick him in the balls and light him on fire; nothing says "please leave my bike alone you fucking bastard," like kicking the thieving little shit in the groin and burning his sorry arse to hell.

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