Football

Cattermole is for sale. I've always wondered if he would be good for Arsenal. Granted he has less footballing ability than just about anyone He is a bit shit at actual football tho, gets sent off too much, was sold by boro for 'non footballing' reasons and will may be sold by Sunderland for a similar rationale.

Now step back, think a little bit and write again.

Lee fucking Cattermole is a player that shouldn't be allowed on any sort of pitch, he belongs in a mental home for derailed footballers.