Tell us about your weekend ride

Those full kit wankers aren't fast enough to keep up with us, I'm not surprised they're not on here.

I went out for a 60 mile spin around Surrey. 2 laps of Box Hill, came home via Epsom, Chessington, Tolworth, Surbiton and Richmond, imagining that this would be a nice middle class route with scenery and ting, innit. Who knew Tolworth, with its chocolate-box traditional English name, was such an irredeemable shithole? Also everybody out there today is even grumpier than me, which is quite a fucking feat.

Don't diss Tolworth, it has a tower.