North Drinks. Every Week, Wednesday 6pm - The Maynard N8

Anniversary it's like birthday, but without the need for sex.

Or something.

oh, but i like birthday sex

Jeremih - Birthday Sex - YouTube

Pencilling it in the diary. No death TT on the Dahon, it really would be a death TT

Mila Kunis was in the flask tonight....

Please tell me you got some action!

Man I wish. I wasnt there but got a text from a local highgate friend informing me of the exciting news.

SHE IS MY PERFECT WOMAN

She is quite special.

SHE IS MY PERFECT WOMAN

She's far too old for you kiddo.

"You're not a man until you've had a woman twice your age and half your age".

She's far too old for you kiddo.

Shes only 5 years older than me!

Should've got in there then.

Who's yentzing her anyway?

Wikipedia has informed me that Ashton Kutcher is currently lobbing it up her. Which is bit of a shame cos he's a bit of a twat. Tho "Dude Where's My Car" still stands as one of the best films ever made.

Also turns out she's younger than I thought, so get round there and fill yer boots young Xander.

Probably too late now.

A case of missed opportunity for young Mr Hart.

Sweet. Nice one. I hope to maintain my Queen of the Death TT title (Yes, I am fully aware I was the only girl who participated last year....get over it!).

Also how I had fastest brakless record two years running...

Ill just have to scrape together enough money to hire her for a film and hen use that as my in

That sounds like far too much effort.

Meet her and talk to her. Can't be that difficult.

Hey does anyone have a square taper crank extractor I could borrow?
Maybe could pick it up at the next norths?

"You're not a man until you've had a woman twice your age and half your age".

She's half my age, I hope.

July innit?

What happened to doing stupid stuff like Swaintoux for North's birthday?

I've realized that the first edition was too easy....based as it was on the pure vertical climb of only one GC Classic (Ventoux.)

No. If the parcours is to fixed (as it should be to enable maximum spectator amusement) we should have evaluated the distance of the average Tours stage and transposed it onto our familiar territory.

So, if the average stage length for 2012 was 175k, that is equivalent to just under 73 laps of the death TT. Don't worry about the height, it's just a number but...eh-hem....4360m of climbing.

Arvy?

No more crack for this gentleman.

What happened to doing stupid stuff like Swaintoux for North's birthday?

I've realized that the first edition was too easy....based as it was on the pure vertical climb of only one GC Classic (Ventoux.)

No. If the parcours is to fixed (as it should be to enable maximum spectator amusement) we should have evaluated the distance of the average Tours stage and transposed it onto our familiar territory.

So, if the average stage length for 2012 was 175k, that is equivalent to just under 73 laps of the death TT. Don't worry about the height, it's just a number but...eh-hem....4360m of climbing.

Arvy?

Speaks the man who won one death TT but has now run away to LA

As a result he can say what he wants.

We usually do something silly at another time in the summer...this is a good start. 73 laps might just take all day and only 'Scarlet' can do it.

I offer it to the team, as R Kelly said, it 'is just a number'

In other news to add to the 'Kunis' episode, I trump you with Spandau.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b02ykg3t
The Flask is key to their reunification (about 25mins in to the 30min show)

"So true, funny how it seems..."

FRANK would do it....