Halfords

I went to halfords for some break pads, ended up asking the guy to borrow his Allen key to raise my handlebar angle slightly. He wouldn't lend it due to h&s reasons apparently so I asked if he could kindly do it, and he did. As he was trying to loosen it slightly and he claimed it was stuck, I looked at him with my jaw to the floor and told him "the apparent mechanic" that he was going clockwise. How do these idiots get jobs seriously. Any harder and he would have cracked my threading the bellend.

You sound a bit judgemental for someone who went to purchase break pads...