Things the uninitiated say ...?

Aren't there any rules at all?

Why can't they hit the ball?

(Both overheard at LO 12)

Why do I have to hold this for you?

Can you leave me alone please?

Is there an adult that can help me?

ere yar bredren gotta spare smoke ya?

ere yar bredren gotta spare smoke ya?

No one ever says it like that.

They say it exactly like that, the accent in your head is wrong.

Your bike looks expensive.

to be fair, some polo bikes are! full custom fillet brazed with phil hubs and thomson finishing kit?

What do you mean they have to play another final I thought that was the final but now your saying it wasn't the final and this is the final so the other one cant have been a final but you still called it a final, whos that man in the slippers?

That bloke looks like a fucking estate agent.

Are you hipsters?

Something tells me my directeur sportif isn't going to approve of this....

Let's sell this as an experience

#touchysubject

which ones are the men?

are you sure that's not just a lady with a beard?

do you think their tattoos hurt?

i bet they can't get jobs, looking like that

that one looks like he hasn't eaten in months!

shouldn't the ball be bigger?

are these the same bikes that are in the tour de france?
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There was a baby at the London Open. He said 'gurgle'. I think he was quite uninitiated.

"Is it like roller derby" #livetweet

Something tells me my directeur sportif isn't going to approve of this....

Who said that?

Is that wheel disc to make you go faster?

Who takes the money? ;)

I would rep you for that, but I like the zero rep powers you currently have, so just imagine I repd you.

The zero rep powers are instituted by the big boss - you can rep him all you want. (Although I would still recommend it be negative).

He's been snipped? ;)

What do you mean they have to play another final I thought that was the final but now your saying it wasn't the final and this is the final so the other one cant have been a final but you still called it a final, whos that man in the slippers?

HA!

Need this in a textbox on a t-shirt with that Bill meme at the bottom/top corner ;)

What do you mean they have to play another final I thought that was the final but now your saying it wasn't the final and this is the final so the other one cant have been a final but you still called it a final, whos that man in the slippers?

New LPC shirt? :)