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@hippy
Hire armed motorbike outriders to carry my stuff and kill off anyone that gets in the way.
Build a wind tunnel that pumps through NOS instead of air.
Buy a beer factory and or pub
Add a process to the chocolate making in Cadburys that sees one batch per day randomly swam in by myself and released to the market. Then make it law that chocolate consumption is mandatory.
Bake an apple pie the size of London.
Buy a permanent luxury carriage for on Eurostar and then extend it.
Push Liverpool into the sea.
Get really really fucking high for a long time.
Tow Australia closer to Europe and build a bridge between them. Become the troll under said bridge.