Trade: Turds for Gold problem... Chrome Kursk Shoes Size 9.5 (UK 8.5)

Hello!

I went for the Chrome Turd for Golds offer and they completely ignored my size request and obviously sent me whatever was to hand.

As a result, I have a pair of size 9.5 (UK 8.5), when I wanted a size 11.5 (UK 10.5).
They're Kursk Shoes in Black as seen here: http://www.chromebagsstore.com/shoes/kursk.html

Would like to swap for my size if anyone else had the same problem with Turds for Gold.
I might also consider swapping for a Black Brooks B17 that hasn't been broken in yet.

turd for gold offer??

I feel so old.....

I have literally no idea what this means.

returd* to sender

*says it like i have any idea...wtf

Partly confuddled and partly intrigued, I have carried out some research, and it seems that Turds for Gold is a shoe exchange scheme...although why they could not just have called it 'Shoe Exchange Scheme' is beyond me....

http://prollyisnotprobably.com/2010/03/chrome_turds_for_gold_shoe_exc.php

Chop please.

Sorry, assumed most of the people on here would know what I was on about.
Turns out it was a bit of a long shot eh?

I have some UK 9 Chrome Lower South Sides that are too big for me. More like a UK9.5 or 10 I think. Maybe the 8.5 would do me and we could swap? Or if anyone else wants them I will sell for £50. They are pretty much brand new. Only worn a few times.