For Sale: Child's first bike - it is a fixed wheel

Purchased new around 2006 from renown custom builders "F.W." Woolworth of Leytonstone. Fair condition, some rusty bits.
The only basic child's fixed I've ever seen (... although I don't actively check, out kids bikes' transmissions.)
Included are some rear outriggers. And an alloy front, which is unhelpfully not the right size.
Worth buying to piss off your other half? Or try it in Dalston with fake G.B.S. beard?
Do I hear £25?

No, I don't hear £25.
Hmm, I wonder if I would hear £20?
That's "20% OFF", you know.

Price dropped to 3 large packets of top quality white bog roll or £15.

to small for me ... shame

to small for me ... shame

Hey. Happy to shorten your legs somewhat, 'too' suit?

ah nice! too big though thats a pity...

Seriously, what size are those wheels, I know a 2 year old who says he wants his first bike to be fixed...I'm not joking!

Onan Don, There're about the smallest size you'll find on a kids bike.
I will measure them when it's not dark, as there may be spiders about.

It might suit him when he's the size of an average 4 year old, I would say. He sounds very advanced for 2 years. Top genes and parenting, what?

He has a big sister, couldnt find anything on here pink enough for her.

I just can't bring myself to spend £160 on a bike which will lie in the garden. Ad those flames...

Where is it?

It's in Leytonstone, E11.