• I hate the water cycle, you know, when water evaporates from the surfaces of lakes and oceans into the atmosphere. When the atmosphere cools, clouds form, damn their hide, and when those clouds hit land and high ground, the bloody water that was happily sitting there in the lakes and oceans comes down as rain and I get all my lovely Rapha kit damp. Plus it ruined this years Giro.

    Damn you water cycle, damn you to hell

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