To the brakeless chap speeding up Shaftesbury towards New Oxford street, yes, you are fast, yes you can ride, but being a class A dicknut is optional. There is nothing to prove by jumping that junction, cutting a cyclist so suddenly she falls and forcing the bus behind her to slam dem brakes and nearly turn her into red paste. I don't wish you harm, but I seriously wish you'd hit a pothole so hard after that, your mash would have turned into literal mash. If you're on here, you ride like a forced shart and you don't deserve to be on the street.
To the brakeless chap speeding up Shaftesbury towards New Oxford street, yes, you are fast, yes you can ride, but being a class A dicknut is optional. There is nothing to prove by jumping that junction, cutting a cyclist so suddenly she falls and forcing the bus behind her to slam dem brakes and nearly turn her into red paste. I don't wish you harm, but I seriously wish you'd hit a pothole so hard after that, your mash would have turned into literal mash. If you're on here, you ride like a forced shart and you don't deserve to be on the street.