Orient Express - Cheap Chinese Rims / Wheels / Forks / Frames / Cranks / Etc

You weigh 30kg more than me so that's hardly fair.

Hippy has a 'special' relationship with gravity. Dont take the bet.

It's the difference between winning and losing.

Between fame and glory, or shame and recrimination.

It's the difference between reaching the finish 30 minutes behind the leaders, or 30 minutes and 18 seconds behind the leaders.

Plus the shame of being slow on such flash wheels pushes me to a pace that saves several minutes.

P.S. I shall be riding my Farsports 50mm basalt cabron tubs.

1250g (ish) wheelset. I shall be smashing the *de*scent.

The *a*scent - not so much.

I'll be on a pair of kinlin/alchemy wheels I'm borrowing from a mate. They're going to need some serious tensioning for my added bulk though.