For Sale: NOS Colnago Super & Zullo road frames

This. I clicked on the link praying that none were my size.

MESSAGE TO SELF - I DO NOT NEED ANY NEW BIKES. I NEED TO SHIP OUT 4 FRAMES / BIKES BEFORE I CONSIDER BUYING ANOTHER ONE, AND EVEN THEN I DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE. READ AND RE-READ.

Why do I know this kinda story...