Tattoos

Dear gods, is that real?

I thought it was the empire state building.

You're not really trying:

• Who stole all the other pylons?
  
• When I win a game of Jenga, I just make the loser pick up all the pieces.
  
• Ooh, ooh, don't tell me - I used to have one of those when I was a kid! The middle bit's a drum and you spin it with your hands and the weights on the end of the strings bang the drum. I'll remember what they're called in a minute...
  
• Least. Popular. Maypole. Ever.
  
  
  

I thought of Charles Rennie Mackintosh.

Rumbled. It's his willow tree motif. Scottish without going all Braveheart, really good source of strong geometric designs, will probably end up with a whole sleeve inspired by them.