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does that mean we get to burn stuff in five pages time?

The only thing burnt around here has been Pisti's reuputation via self-immolation. That pile will continue to smoulder and burst into flames periodically.

So are the England fans gonna go apeshit on the travelling contingent tomorrow, or are they busy with getting het up over the Muslamic ray guns these days?

I imagine there will be a few idiots singing some of their songs. Probably the ones that didn't get nicked at the EDL rally yesterday

I imagine there will be a few idiots on both sides trying to relive the good old days. Hopefully their nationalistic bullshit will get lost in a sea of apathy as the England band launch into the 14th rendition of the great escape and the masses leave early to avoid the queues.

uninspired 0-0 is my bet

What's not to like in this article..

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/next-everton-manager-roberto-martinez-1917949

Everton to take some wigan players.. crosses fingers

not if liverpool get them first !
rumour column had us going after a couple of the young wigan players

I'd be happy with Kone but the others are pone

what, is that the lesser spotted pistanator talking about Everton, the club he vowed never to go an see if Martinez ever took over. And now Martinez is in the frame, for the job, he goes back on said remarks, you know just heat of the moment stuff. You can't hold me to that...

#justanotherplastic
#weartheshirt

He's just wetting the other side of the mattress. No dry spots left now.

I'd be happy with Kone but the others are pone

pisti's a poet
but he didn't know it

Pisti's mattress this morning;

Is that what they're referring to when they talk about squalid living conditions up in Liverpool?

Surely things can't be that bad up in Islington?

looks like this everton bedwetting thing is catching

http://www.clickliverpool.com/sport/everton-fc-news/1218927-everton-fc-announce-u-turn-on-controversial-new-club-crest.html

Yep

Let's see if they put their money where their mouths are.

so wiki tells me the helter skelter thing on the badge is actually a lock-up for drunks and petty thieves.

Ha! That'll be the famous scouse sense of humour in action.

#weartheshirt

looks like this everton bedwetting thing is catching

http://www.clickliverpool.com/sport/everton-fc-news/1218927-everton-fc-announce-u-turn-on-controversial-new-club-crest.html

From the comments. My emphasis added.

"Have been supporting Everton since 1984. been collecting crests since 1980. The new crest was a shock. Hope fans' voice will be heard."

**Rimas, Vilnius, Lithuania **around 3 hours, 57 minutes ago

Real Madrid have allegedly offered €25m + unnamed youth player for Suarez and Barcelona have reduced their CB shortlist to Kompany, Luiz and Marquinhos.

so wiki tells me the helter skelter thing on the badge is actually a lock-up for drunks and petty thieves.

Ha! That'll be the famous scouse sense of humour in action.

#weartheshirt

Prince RUPERT's Tower to be precise

Just put the fucking shirt on you helm.

Real Madrid have allegedly offered €25m + unnamed youth player for Suarez and Barcelona have reduced their CB shortlist to Kompany, Luiz and Marquinhos.

€25m + unnamed youth player for Suarez .... would get you the likes of torres

not a world class player like suarez

hopefully they are saving up for bale

No dicki - Suarez is a nutcase and LFC will be happy to get rid of him for that sort of money.

and at that price it's way over the odds for Torres