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^^ LOL :) OK my very long joke... In The Netherlands...Belgians are the stupid ones in jokes. Though obv. the Belgians take it back out on us...apologies for shite Dutch to English rendering. I can't find this one online.
A Dutch and Belgian construction worker are working at height building a 30 storey tower block which is nearly finished.
The builders share lunch together, one lunchtime the Dutch builder goes "Ugh, gouda on brown bread again". The Belgian builder replies "Meh, I got Nutella on white bread again". So the Dutch builder proposes that if they have the same lunch again tomorrow, they will jump of the top of the tower. "Agreed" the Belgian builder responds.
The next day the Dutch builder has Gouda on brown bread and the Belgian builder Nutelle on white bread again, and as said so done and they both jump.
At the funeral of the Dutch builder the two widows meet. The Dutch widow sobs "I don't understand...he could have just told me...". The Belgian widow responds "I really don't understand...he always made his own lunch..."