Football

They have a history of doing shit transfers, sometimes they get it right (Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Romario)

See what I did there..

Rivaldo.

Tenderloin,

I think the Neymar transfer is about Sandro Rosell, sticking two fingers up at Madrid (if they were the other team in for Neymar), yeah he wants to sell shirts, but Barca have for as long as I've been following, gone for big names, Cruyff, Maradona, Rivaldo, Ronaldo, etc...

Neymar gives them more attacking options, and he's a long term purchase...

Well Madrid offered to pay twice as much - so that kind of makes sense.
If Madrid can get Bale for circa 60million, then I know who will have done the best out of the 2 transfers! He won't sell as many shirts but he'll be 5 x as good.

I think Neymar is destined to fail and is a total media circus before he has really done that much, he'll muddle around in Europe for 3-4 years, put on 6kg then head back to the copa cabanna to fuck bitches, eat steak and do lots of coke.