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Showers and sunny spells, quite nice... Knocking back the Albariño, beer is so vulgar...

#style

that could be essex mate

Everywhere could be Essex, mate...

Bid made for Johnny Russell from Dundee United? It appears our board are prepared to splash some cash this summer.

#nextseason

Another striker who doesn't score goals??

where are the mules
the sombrero's
the fiesta's going on in the street
the old spanish ladies in all black mourning their husbands who died in the civil war ?
bags of pipa's
a sexy senorita
the tapas bars

etc ......

at least a picture of a spanish number plate ... then i'll believe you

Another striker who doesn't score goals??

On the contrary. Another Scottish winger/striker who doesn't score goals. A bit like Chris Maguire, but not as argumentative with Our Nige (yet).

where are the mules
the sombrero's
the fiesta's going on in the street
the old spanish ladies in all black mourning their husbands who died in the civil war ?
bags of pipa's
a sexy senorita
the tapas bars

etc ......

The trawler fleets sailing up to British waters to overfish our stocks and bribe/blackmail the onboard inspectors to falsify/ignore the catch tally.

#fullkitpistiride

some kind of ride, starting/ending in islington I presume. pisti leading out in liver bird outfit. make it happen.

#lets all say we're going to do the ride but then blow it off right at the last minute
and pretend we never said we were going to do the ride in the first place # ...... ride

What, you mean a standard forum ride?

What, you mean a Standard Chartered forum ride?
.

#fullkitpistiride

some kind of ride, starting/ending in islington I presume. pisti leading out in liver bird outfit. make it happen.

with Martinez on the back maybe?

finish at kens then

For those of you who don't have me on Facebook, my Dortmund supporting friend, who came over for the game, left me this as a thank you:

Plastic!

I'd love to see Martinez on Pisti's back.

has he been confirmed yet?
He's now 1/5 with the major bookies

They have a history of doing shit transfers, sometimes they get it right (Ronaldinho, Ronaldo, Romario)

See what I did there..

Rivaldo.

Tenderloin,

I think the Neymar transfer is about Sandro Rosell, sticking two fingers up at Madrid (if they were the other team in for Neymar), yeah he wants to sell shirts, but Barca have for as long as I've been following, gone for big names, Cruyff, Maradona, Rivaldo, Ronaldo, etc...

Neymar gives them more attacking options, and he's a long term purchase...

Well Madrid offered to pay twice as much - so that kind of makes sense.
If Madrid can get Bale for circa 60million, then I know who will have done the best out of the 2 transfers! He won't sell as many shirts but he'll be 5 x as good.

I think Neymar is destined to fail and is a total media circus before he has really done that much, he'll muddle around in Europe for 3-4 years, put on 6kg then head back to the copa cabanna to fuck bitches, eat steak and do lots of coke.

How did I forget about the ballon d'or winning Rivaldo.

Basically you're saying that Neymar is going to do a Rooney/Gazza?
There's a reported £21m transfer fee being mentioned, of which Barcelona already paid more than half last year. If so it's definitely worth a punt.

I'm not 100% convinced that he's going to be the next global superstar but at £21m I'd take the gamble and sign another world class CB for the remainder of the difference in transfer fees that it would have cost to sign Bale.

Barcelona have basically got €50m to spend each year on transfers, regardless of what they sell. Spending €25m on the best Brazilian striker in the world makes sense.
They'll make their money back in no-time. And if he's not Barcelona material he'll be off to Man City or some other billionaire's plaything.

I think Neymar is destined to fail and is a total media circus before he has really done that much, he'll muddle around in Europe for 3-4 years, put on 6kg then head back to the copa cabanna to fuck bitches, eat steak and do lots of coke.

Sounds like an epic win to me.

I was thinking the same thing.

So are the England fans gonna go apeshit on the travelling contingent tomorrow, or are they busy with getting het up over the Muslamic ray guns these days?

Stupid time of year for a friendly. Don't think anyone really noticed

" Statues of former Chelsea manager Rafael Benitez have been made in the Italian city of Naples following his appointment as manager of Napoli."

BBC

Thats how you show repect for your manager

lets hope the mafia aren't using them for target practice

#sillyseason
The plague will be upon us soon.
#pagenumbers