Football

where are the mules
the sombrero's
the fiesta's going on in the street
the old spanish ladies in all black mourning their husbands who died in the civil war ?
bags of pipa's
a sexy senorita
the tapas bars

etc ......

The trawler fleets sailing up to British waters to overfish our stocks and bribe/blackmail the onboard inspectors to falsify/ignore the catch tally.