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Yep. Say what you like about him but he has proved himself a winner

Is that arrogant spiv bloke still the chairman of Palace?

The one who used to hang out the back of that coke-head whore before Bosnich did?

Is that right. All the gold, the fake tan and the bleached hair. Croydon twat?

Is that arrogant spiv bloke still the chairman of Palace?

Simon Jordan. No, he went when they went into administration.

Is that arrogant spiv bloke still the chairman of Palace?

No.

So which teams will be going down next year?

Benitez, now Napoli manager

Clive is being very stylish about this on twitter.

Sour grapes all round.

So which teams will be going down next year?

Hull, Southampton, Crystal Palace

Saints - you serious? Or is Cortese really packing his bags/money?

The one who used to hang out the back of that coke-head whore before Bosnich did?

My mate used to throw it up her while she wa with Bosnich. Use to yentz her round their gaff in Knightsbridge while Bosnich was at training

So which teams will be going down next year?

Stoke, Hull, Fulham

My mate used to throw it up her while she wa with Bosnich. Use to yentz her round their gaff in Knightsbridge while Bosnich was at training

Oh Jesus!

She's a fruitloop, I'd be out with my mate....his phone constantly going and her at the other end beggin him to go and see her for a bunk-up*

*and a nose-up

I'd say Hull and Palace are dead certs to go down, not sure who to pick for the final spot.

Everton

Good shout, they might win the FA cup on their way down as well.

Martinez doing a double double would be epic lolz

Isco to Citeh?

Would be a cracking signing.

I'd say Hull and Palace are dead certs to go down, not sure who to pick for the final spot.

Stoke as they are about to appoint Mark Hughes or possibly Fulham as they were utterly clueless last season

Benitez, now Napoli manager

welcome back rafa ... i can respect you once again

Man Utd are giving full control tot Moyes it seems. Phelan and Meulensteen have both been shown the door. I reckon that Moyes is underestimating the job if he thinks that Neville can do a better job.

neville neville, phil neville and gary neville dream team

Found out at the weekend that all this flying around the world that Clive does is nothing to do with work. He is fanatical about country music and when not supporting Chelsea he's attending line dancing conventions.

#summer=sillyseason

no half half scarves
no shell suits
no red trousers
and definately no rhinestone encrusted cowboy boots

remember you are chelsea and chelsea are style ..... NOT

No rhinestones? GTFO!

Glen Campbell - Rhinestone Cowboy - YouTube