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what i said or what boya dee said ?

au fait means ...... in the know, by the way

He must be a alien, or sutin.

Here's our reporter on the ground, @boyadee:

Awesome

Some army chap beheaded in woolwich by two muslim women. Wonder what the truth is.

http://metro.co.uk/2013/05/22/police-respond-to-serious-incident-in-woolwich-3804903/

Twitter user Boya Dee writes an account of the incident online. These details have not yet been verified.

He wrote:

"Good Lord! I’ve just seen a chap beheaded in front of my very eyes!

My gosh, the way those police officers dealt with the gentleman in question! A female police officer drew her firearm and started firing without wasting any time whatsoever.

My friend, I have all kinds of shocking sights in my time, I must assure you. But I estimate that this particular incident would rank somewhere in the top three. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing - it was just like something one might witness in the moving pictures.

Two black gentlemen mowed down a white gentleman with their motor vehicle, jumped out and started chopping the unfortunate man’s head off with a machete!

Members of the public at the scene questioned their motives in doing so and they told us they had simply had enough! They appeared to be under the influence of some form of hallucinogen. Then they started waving a revolver in the air.

At this point the Police arrived at the scene. The local constabulary seemed somewhat disinterested in a standoff and waited for constables armed with firearms to arrive at the scene. There were also helicopters in attendance.

At this point they confirmed my suspicion that they were under the influence of an unknown substance as they moved towards two armed police officers armed only with two machetes and a rather rusty and dated pistol.

The first gentleman moved to attack the policewoman with a machete and she certainly wasted no time in neutralising the threat he posed to her – I must admit that I’ve never seen anything quite like it!

Then his accomplice attempted to fire the rusty pistol and it unfortunately backfired, blowing his finger clean off. The armed police attending the incident did not hesitate to act!

And I had merely popped out to the local greengrocers to buy some fruit and veg!"

ah nice to see someone au fait with the queens english

It actually took me a little while to translate some of that dicki.

ftfy

That's at the end of my road.....might stay in work for a bit......

Surely you should go home and be the official LFGSS reporter on scene.

ftfy
Allow me to enhance your reputation.

nice work fox !

ftfy

repped to the highest degree. Excellent job. You obviously speak jive.

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tweet driver spologises on Vimeo[/ame]

when you hear clips of mericans' speaking they always mention god

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIDrmYyfWe8

Cycle tweet driver spologises on Vimeo

I'm not exactly sure what she's spologising for, sounds like she's sorry she tweeted about it and got her ass handed to her. But not at all sorry for damn near killing a man and running off afterwards.

^ this... no remorse for the act itself!!

Deserves everything she gets.

if only more right wing nutters would follow his lead

If 'suicide by cop' counts, then it seems someone just did.

All seems a bit nasty in Woolwich.

Hmmm. Beheading of a soldier in the street, coupled with maniacal suicidal urges / apathy about being caught on the part of the attackers... am I a racist if I say that this sounds like the m.o. of radical islamists?

Yes

But it also seems to be likely.

riots in woolwich tonight ?
edl / nf / nick griffin / UKIP will be over there like a shot
steer clear peeps

^^^^^^

+1 Sorry she got busted and nothing more.
Her selfishness is unbelievable. Any rational person would put their hands up, admit to being a massive prick, take it on the chin and start looking for a new job. Not cry about people being justifiably angry about her reckless actions.
Fuck her, hope she gets the sack and loses her license.

Social network gets blown way out of precaution. moron

Hmmm. Beheading of a soldier in the street, coupled with maniacal suicidal urges / apathy about being caught on the part of the attackers... am I a racist if I say that this sounds like the m.o. of radical islamists?

Where is the confirmation the victim was a soldier? Wearing a Help for Heros t-shirt has nothing to do with their job...
Apologies if this has been confirmed and I missed it.

Hmmm. Beheading of a soldier in the street, coupled with maniacal suicidal urges / apathy about being caught on the part of the attackers... am I a racist if I say that this sounds like the m.o. of radical islamists?

But it also seems to be likely.
Doesn't this sound more like a gangland slaying?

We should ask OOL for his insight.

Dont gangsters usually run away afterwards ?