Unconditional Love For The Forum

You meet people with whom you enjoy riding. Sometimes at night. For that I'm grateful.

(don't forget to buy my book - I will love you >unconditionally)

^way to undermine genuine sentiment with sales pitch :/

I bought it. It's on my Kindle. With my other 'naughty' books.

^way to undermine genuine sentiment with sales pitch :/

I think it's called 'conditional love'. ;P

I have a terminal uncondition of the heart. I'm blinded by the rapeseed in your ya-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ard.

Do I has to buy it from Amazon? Can I do a personal transaction* with the author?

*Brown mac and back alley not necessary.

Also loving how I've seen recently sereval mentions that this forum is rubbish/aggressive/full of losers. To which I think "why do the stupid cunts think that?"

Do I has to buy it from Amazon? Can I do a personal transaction* with the author?

*Brown mac and back alley not necessary.

I've got a spare (well, about half a dozen). Happy to transact. PM me :)

BMMF, want a hug?

I generally keep that sort of thing in-house these days, but thanks for the offer. There are probably people out there who need your man-medicine more than I do.

(don't forget to buy this book - I will love you >unconditionally)

Quoted, to help out.

rubs hands

man-medicine

:-/

How would you administer that?
#justcurious

With vigour

(don't forget to buy my book - I will love you >unconditionally)

There should be a version with a larger space under each paragraph so when you read it and think of some witty riposte, you can write it underneath.

Then there should be a page in the back where, after you loan it to friends, they can make reference to something you;ve written that they liked or disliked, and write a comment designated +/- 1 depending on their sentiment, and next time you get the book back, you can look at it and feel good, or get all pissed off.

Yes to the thread title.

http://xkcd.com/1305/

Bump. I'm very happy that you lot exist, if only as a source of common sense, cuntitude and general humanity.

From an Old St denizen for 5 years back in the day when I was pretty much alone on a bike on my commute from Fullham Rd it was a huge addition to my sad little life in Amerika to discover the forum.

Many thanks for all the shits and giggles and fond rememberances of London that you bring every time I check in. Like the priceless banter by all the inmates above, man-medicine, cuntitude, etc. Also Velocio IS genius, end.
If any Foremger get to Miami PM me and I will lend a fixie and take you out on the good rides, like the 305 Wednesday night Beers ride - dead flat, 22 degrees c and a great crowd of usually upwards of 100!

What's it like riding in miami?

It is a tropical trip! As someone said Miami is so nice because it is close to America... Lots of different languages and on the bike a very relaxed cool group at least the fixed crowd. Racer types (I can blend in on the weekend), not so much as the Latin macho thing sometimes gets in the way. But all in all bikies are good here.

Traffic for the most part is made to go 30 - 35 mph and so as a hard core city rider I find it friendlier than other faster cities in the US. Having said that the combination of Latino/Carribean/oldalmostdeadnortherners makes for some wildly creative/insane driving and you can't let your guard down.

I commute 3-4 days 20 miles round trip and sometimes I stretch it out because the climate and dead flat terrain make it fun to just keep going. Rain only makes for a nice warm change in the routine of sun! The only odd thing is that aside from a small fixie crowd there are very few who do commute but lots of weekend warriors, I mean lots and on the weekend the only bike friendly routes are filled with many groups.

Wildly creative driving! Ha