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35 mil for 6 goals in 44 games

Nearly as good as 'Nando...

I'd like to thank you get a bit more than 15 million for Nando. Based on current form...

Fuck me - £20M less than the filthy red shite paid for him?

Well, well, well.

Good evening. Just to chuck some facts about it was actually Chelsea that paid £35,000,000 for Carroll, not Liverpool.

The deal was Andy Carroll + £15,000,000 for Torres.

"The fee for Torres was dependent on what Newcastle asked for Carroll," Henry said, explaining that Liverpool wanted Carroll, plus £15m, to replace Torres.

Either way Carroll couldn't hit his undies with a fart in a red shirt.

Oh, here we go...

Andy Carroll is a great singing for west ham. If he can keep fit West ham have a proper talisman leading the line. Yes hes a big lump but he scares the shite out of deference. 15 mil still high but that's what you get with English players. esp when the club your buying from payed over the odds

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FFS! Andy Carroll is W A N K!!!

Which reminds me...I still need to collect £20 off my West Ham mate who bet me he'd score 15+ Prem goals!

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I really think he will do well there. Fits in with Big sam well, Hes a far better player that that lot.

Seriously, he's shit

Worse than all of that lot ^

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yep

Makes Steven Naismith look like Messi

point takes but steady on you been at the glue again

So, basically we got £30M for Torres, who had lost his form by the time we sold him.

Best business we've done in a long time.

and before you say it, yes I've been on the crack this eve, I've got a hurty knee and it helps

I still need to collect £20 off my West Ham mate who bet me he'd score 15+ Prem goals!

he should just pretend he never made the bet, you know whats said in the heat of the football moment and all that. Can't hold him to that, nah couldn't possibly, it was so stupid of him to offer that up.

oh....

#weartheshirt

he's got a good touch for a big man.

No, he has a big wok for a frying pan.

Anyway:
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/05/21/sports/soccer/a-guide-to-attending-a-premier-league-game.html

he's got a good touch for a big man.

this - and a surprisingly good left foot

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Neil Mellor
Brett Angel
Jason Lee
Adi Akinbye
Connor Sammon

Oi, why is Sammon on the same list as pineapple head?

FFS! Andy Carroll is W A N K!!!

Which reminds me...I still need to collect £20 off my West Ham mate who bet me he'd score 15+ Prem goals!

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Pisti I certainly hope he doesn't renage on the deal.

After all a bets a bet.

shirt, snigger

£10 quid we finish above you even after gifting you six points

If Roboto does not take you up on that, I will.

I can take that £10 bet too. Although you would be paying out £20 in total to Ramaye and myself when you lose.

We might even give you a 4 goal head start this season.

Pay up then, cunts.

You didn't gift us 6 points.

1)Team of the year - Swansea
2) Manager of the year - Michael Laudrup
3) Goal of the year - Bale
4) Assist of the year - Coutinho
5) Player of the year - Bale
6) Cunt of the year - Chelsea fans
7) Pundit of the year - Graham Hunter
8) Bedwetter(s) of year - #nokitpisti
9) Buy of the year - Michu
10) Donkey of the year - Joe Allen

Best of the bad bunch, would have to say Benitez

Still hope we cast the net further afield though.

In other news though, Laudrup was at the Chelsea v Everton game on Sunday

crosses fingers

Could be difficult...

...anyway, you'd be lucky to get someone of his quality.

The Stoke links are absolute nonsense.
Rubbish

I'd be willing to put a tenner on that it will be over a 120.

Good stat btw.

Pulis is the third highest spender last season, I think.