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40GI? Eggbeater gearing. Whip round for a flip flop wheel for TS?

Only if he cycles in the flip flops and we are allowed to whip him

What, with him being out of contract?

Still massively inflated if you ask me

is this all bluff and bluster or is there any truth behind the rumour
or did you just spot it on BBC gossip this morning

Bbc gossip. Still seems like you are looking for a slow ageing defender now carragher hss retired

Update...

10) Donkey of the year - Chris Samba.

Only if he cycles in the flip flops and we are allowed to whip him

I think you're confusing me with Buffalo Bill...

Great interview with Kloppo

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/may/21/jurgen-klopp-borussia-dortmund-champions-league?CMP=twt_gu

PL end of season awards:

1) club of the year - West Brom (amened as they are not the best team but one of the best run clubs)
2) Manager of the year - Clark
3) Goal of the year - Remi instep screamer
4) Assist of the year - cant think of one
5) Player of the year - Bale or mata
6) Cunt of the year - far to many
7) Pundit of the year - Pat Nevin
8) Bedwetter(s) of year - #weartheshirt
9) Buy of the year - Benteke
10) Donkey of the year - QPR's transfer policies

1) club of the year - Man Utd
2) Manager of the year - Di Canio
3) Goal of the year - Gareth Barry v Man City
4) Assist of the year - Ben Foster v Norwich
5) Player of the year - Phil Neville
6) Cunt of the year - The fat kid Hazard kicked.
7) Pundit of the year - Alan Shearer
8) Bedwetter(s) of year - The fat kid Hazard kicked.
9) Buy of the year - Javi Garcia
10) Donkey of the year - The fat kid Hazard kicked.

PL All Star Team:

GK - Hart
LB - P. Neville
CB - Terry
CB - Lescott
RB - P. Neville
LM - Bale
DM - Anderson
CM - Parker
RM - Milner
SS - Rooney
FW - Torres

1) club of the year - Swansea
2) Manager of the year - Laudrup
3) Goal of the year - Van Persie (there are 2 or 3 to chose from)
4) Assist of the year - Any of the passes Coutinho has made in the last 3 weeks
5) Player of the year - Bale
6) Cunt of the year - Suarez
7) Pundit of the year - Gary Neville
8) Bedwetter(s) of year - Liverpool, as per. Oh and Redknapp.
9) Buy of the year - Michu or Coutinho
10) Donkey of the year - Redknapp

bloody hell neu
you been smoking crack ? phil neville at both left back and right back ... pisti will be along shortly to reprimand you severly
although good call on the ball boy !!

1) club of the year - Liverpool, the gift that gives and gives and gives
2) Manager of the year - Laudrup
3) Goal of the year - Bale v any number of teams
4) Assist of the year - can't really remember any specifics offhand, let's say Mata
5) Player of the year - Bale
6) Cunt of the year - Terry
7) Pundit of the year - Nevin (honourable mention to Alan Green for finally fucking off from 5 Live)
8) Bedwetter(s) of year - #fullkitpisti
9) Buy of the year - Michu
10) Donkey of the year - Adebayor

Pulis has just left Stoke

gulp

the beautiful game moves to goodison

di canio up in front of the pfa
i am not sure if it's been said before but i think that bloke is a bit of a loon
he should we wearing a straight jacket rather than a

Pulis has just left Stoke

gulp

Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't put anything past our fuckin Chairman

gets bleach out of cupboard

@ #fullkitpisti

who would you rather have out of:
Martinez
Benitez
Redknapp
Pulis
O'Neill
Lennon
Saunders

If Pulis goes to Everton, I'd be willing to sign an amnesty on #fullkitpisti

@ #fullkitpisti

who would you rather have out of:
Martinez
Benitez
Redknapp
Pulis
O'Neill
Lennon
Saunders
.

If Pulis goes to Everton, I'd be willing to sign an amnesty on #fullkitpisti

Splitter.

gets bleach out of cupboard

all talk and no trousers...

#fullkitpisti