Football

PL end of season awards:

1) Team of the year - Swansea

2) Manager of the year - Laudrup

3) Goal of the year - RvP v Villa

4) Assist of the year - Rooney to RvP

5) Player of the year - Bale

6) Cunt of the year - PL Suarez, Global - Sergio Ramos (total cunt)

7) Pundit of the year - G Neville

8) Bedwetter(s) of year - Hot Spuds

9) Buy of the year - RvP

10) Donkey of the year - #weartheshirt #fullkitpisti

A Utd fan from Cambridge?!?

Suck my clinkers! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

#putsheadinoven

1) Team of the year - Southampton

2) Manager of the year - Paul Lambert

3) Goal of the year - Goals are overrated.

4) Assist of the year - Rafa B. Managed Chelsea into the Euromillions Lottery, won a trophy, extended Lampard's contract, relegated Terry to 4th choice, brought stability, made them marketable, allowed Jose to move back.

5) Player of the year - Benteke

6) Cunt of the year - It's tricky when there's so many deserving winners.

7) Pundit of the year - Cornie.

8) Bedwetter(s) of year - Wigan

9) Buy of the year - Michu probably. Though I quite like the look of the Dutch defender United bought.

10) Donkey of the year - See 6.

A Utd fan from Cambridge?!?

Suck my clinkers! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

#putsheadinoven

I go to every game!

Sorry...typo...meant to say sky go to every game.

In-laws sky account too. Back of the net!

Ps. Cambridge to Manchester...whats good enough for Dion Dublin is...

1) Team of the year - Swansea

2) Manager of the year - Steve Clarke

3) Goal of the year - Oscar vs. Brentford

4) Assist of the year - Rooney for van Persie vs. Villa

5) Player of the year - Mata

6) Cunt of the year - Suarez

7) Pundit of the year - Cornie.

8) Bedwetter(s) of year - #nokitpisti

9) Buy of the year - Michu

10) Donkey of the year - Joe Allen

PL All Star Team:

GK - Vorm
LB - Baines
RB - Zabaleta
CB - Luiz
CB - Vertonghen
LM - Bale
CM - Mata
CM - Ramires
RM - Hazard
FW - van Persie
FW - Michu

Subs bench: Ivanovic, A Cole, Fellaini, Benteke, Cazorla,Schneiderlin

All this clinker sucking business....would be like gobbling a pair of redcurrants. Your clinkers have clearly shrunken some since Moyes appointment.

#fullkitpisti

kolo toure to liverpool...could be a smart move imo

Not a bad move that

would prefer yaya

@ rich G - good to see you turning up at brixton for the footie (real football) and turning it on before turning the knee. Hope it isnt serious mate. (Time to practice rolling the ball out ;)

Kolo toure to liverpool for massively inflated fee?! When will they ever learn

Cheers Clint. Off to the docs to check it today. Score 1goal give many away twist my knee all in about 10mins! Quite Eventful. Was gutted as really enjoying the game. And yes ill be practicing :)

Kolo toure to liverpool for massively inflated fee?! When will they ever learn

What, with him being out of contract?

wages will be large though.

You're large

Kolo toure to liverpool for massively inflated fee?! When will they ever learn

Why would we buy him when he is out of contract?

^^living large homie

@ rich G - good to see you turning up at brixton for the footie (real football) and turning it on before turning the knee. Hope it isnt serious mate. (Time to practice rolling the ball out ;)

Cheers Clint. Off to the docs to check it today. Score 1goal give many away twist my knee all in about 10mins! Quite Eventful. Was gutted as really enjoying the game. And yes ill be practicing :)

you boys should stick to talking about football on the internetzzz !
much safer for one and all !

^Yeah, played for the first time in a year last night, put my back out and can barely walk today.

Real football >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I played a few hours of polo last night, I can barely move today...

Hipster bike hockey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

PL end of season awards:

1) Team of the year -

Swansea have been so impressed with the way Laudrup has moved them on, still playing attacking football, but more direct than under Rodgers

2) Manager of the year -

Toss up between Laudrup, see comments above, and Benitez who despite the barracking got things done for Chelsea, you could say with those players it was the least that was expected. But he's done a remarkable job steadying the ship.

3) Goal of the year -

Any of Bale's

4) Assist of the year -

can't remember any that stand out, apart from Vertonghen to Bale, but that's super partisan

5) Player of the year -

Michu, just because of the immediate impact he had and his cost, bargain of the year at twice the price

6) Cunt of the year -

Probably Richard Scudamore for going all godfather on the championship when they tried to renegotiate parachute payments with the new television deal, his inability to think about anything other than the bottom line, not supporting the grass roots, not using his position to tackle spiralling ticket prices, and generally being all about the cash coming into the Premier League's coffers than about the betterment of the game.

7) Pundit of the year -

I'm liking Phillipe Auclair and Johnathon Wilson at the minute and I've got time for Michael Cox as well...

8) Bedwetter(s) of year -

#weartheshirt

9) Buy of the year -

Michu

10) Donkey of the year -

QPR ownership for buying players who were so past their play by date on exorbitant contracts that they now can't get rid of them...

I played a few hours of polo last night, I can barely move today...

Hipster bike hockey >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Spotted you spinning by the C&H with Jimbilly and Miss Socks and A.N.Other on our way back from The Melvins. Dang you slow.

That was Skully... I'm on 40GI, baby, my knees feel like they're about to explode 100% of the time...

htfu