4) Assist of the year - Rafa B. Managed Chelsea into the Euromillions Lottery, won a trophy, extended Lampard's contract, relegated Terry to 4th choice, brought stability, made them marketable, allowed Jose to move back.
5) Player of the year - Benteke
6) Cunt of the year - It's tricky when there's so many deserving winners.
7) Pundit of the year - Cornie.
8) Bedwetter(s) of year - Wigan
9) Buy of the year - Michu probably. Though I quite like the look of the Dutch defender United bought.
1) Team of the year - Southampton
2) Manager of the year - Paul Lambert
3) Goal of the year - Goals are overrated.
4) Assist of the year - Rafa B. Managed Chelsea into the Euromillions Lottery, won a trophy, extended Lampard's contract, relegated Terry to 4th choice, brought stability, made them marketable, allowed Jose to move back.
5) Player of the year - Benteke
6) Cunt of the year - It's tricky when there's so many deserving winners.
7) Pundit of the year - Cornie.
8) Bedwetter(s) of year - Wigan
9) Buy of the year - Michu probably. Though I quite like the look of the Dutch defender United bought.
10) Donkey of the year - See 6.