Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

KHS Flite 100 with Miche cranks, clip-less mtb pedals, ugliest stem/bars/saddle, junk russian tubular tri-spoke, yellow/red mismatched tires?
The only thing half way decent about this is the rear disk wheel.

But that's exactly the point I was trying to make - it's rad as fuck but if you're blind to rad it's junk... (with the possible exception of the Zipp rear wheel which could still be pressed into service for the middle management triathlete)