"Oh Shit" moments...

For fuck sale what is your problem?

Last time I nerged you wasn't because you tried to 'saved my life'...

You make it sound so heroic, last them I nerged you was because you attacked me claiming I couldn't ride safely on the track despite doing an induction and that you could even though you haven done one.

You're a right cunt you know that?

If you don't want to offer useful words to me after I crash then just keep your mouth shit and don't bother trying to sound wise and like you 'told me so'

Have another nerg.

Sand in yer vag?