Ways not to lock your bike

In Berlin, just a quick lockup to buy some mediteranean type foods. I came out to find this. I got almost all of the parts right, lock around frame, through helmet, just missed the final piece.

Ooohhhhh so close. by josephjoaquinmartin, on Flickr

whats wrong with that
d lock around frame
helmet through d-lock
helmet strap round bike stand
frame is locked to stand ... albeit indirectly