Football

Plastic Utd fans shaking each others hands and clapping in an Arsenal pub?!

Fuck me, my local is full of complete bellwipes!

#born in Oxford, supports Liverpool >>>>>>>>>>>>

Big game tonight, local derby; Oxford v Swindon

I have watched Oxford Utd more times(at the actual ground) than you have watched Liverpool!

I support Oxford again now, 4th in League Two

Fri July 29th, friendly game Oxford Utd v Everton XI, 7.45 KO

Anyone fancy joining me?

Fuckin Oxford! 1-0 up against bottom of the league Stockport then concede 2 second half goals, one in the last minute :-(

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Trophy Count Pisti, Trophy Count.

It is all about the silverware Pisti, and you can't take it away from Martinez. If he took the Everton job, he'd be coming with more silverware than Moyes left you with..

#weartheshirt
#fullkitpisti

Oxford Utd managed to get a draw for their fist game back in the Football League in 4yrs

All for it. Hence why I used to watch Oxford & Swindon when lived near there and Millwall now I'm Saaaarf Landon

Very well in fact. Oxford just made it back to The Football League and Swindon play Millwall in the League One Play-off Final next Saturday

Oxford came back up from the Conference yesterday, they weren't there in the 90's

Well in Oxford Utd! 3-1 winners against York City in the play-off final

Back in The Football League after 4 seasons in The Conference

Yep, got softspots for all three. Used to watch Swindon & Oxford when I moved down from 'Ooop North' - moved to a shitty little town in the middle of both and then used to watch Millwall when I moved to South London

Fuck Chelsea, all about York City v Oxford Utd in the play off final tomorrow

My 3 '2nd teams' all looking good to go up:

Swindon Town
Oxford Utd
Millwall

I could go on

Fuck me, my local is full of complete bellwipes!

You should fit right in then...

Everton finish higher than Liverpool, 2 seasons on the trot

Enjoy it while it lasts .

Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you were a Man U fan.

That didn't take long.

Back of the net!

I could go on

Dear me....you've actually spent 3 hours digging up that?!

Fuck me, if you put as much effort into supporting Oxford(you're local club) you'd get my respect
Liverpool fans from Oxford on the other hand don't!

You should fit right in then...

Norwich

"I went to blaydon races...."
Sorry bitters...

Liverpool fans from Oxford on the other hand don't!

And your Liverpool shirt is where?

A bit of self loathing perhaps?

Dear me....you've actually spent 3 hours digging up that?!

Fuck me, if you put as much effort into supporting Oxford(you're local club) you'd get my respect
Liverpool fans from Oxford on the other hand don't!

Nah, about 2 minutes. The search function on this forum is pretty good.

I call lies

Anyway, what's your reason for not supporting the club of your birth?

*awaits larrup about Dad supporting Liverpool when really he means as an 80's child he thought he'd choose the safe option of being a glory hunter

Pretty much that. Dad was a Liverpool fan. Probably a plastic, never asked. I never really questioned that, and supported them to. Being on TV a lot, winning stuff, when I was a kid, probably didn't hurt.

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But you're from a city that already had a club, didn't fancy supporting them?*

*rhetorical

Why not Oxford? Mainly because the people at school who supported Oxford were generally idiots, and the sort of people who are still living there.

I couldn't get out of Oxford quick enough, and try to go back as little as possible. It's a boring shithole

It's a shithole

where as Liverpool.... not that you'd know..

Bunch of C**ts in my local earlier N16 trying to shush the pub to listen to fergies speech half with a cockney accent..

Oxford may be boring but, in comparison to Liverpool, it is a place of bountious wonderment.

Plastic cunts

Lived in both

Both shit

Wouldn't mind if these were proper Mancs enjoying it but putting on a real Danny Dyer twang when singing doesn't do it.

And when the Bar staff under pressure put volume up, no one could understand what the fuck fergie was on about anyhow...whiskey something was it?

It'll be on Match of the Day they will hopefully have subtitles.