Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Hi all... I've just joined this group, and I'm Welsh and don't ride fixy. I joined to say that this cunt is wearing pants under his lycra. Also, his German bands appear to be put on by my 5 year old daughter.

This fuckwit has the biggest balls to go out in public, with a rainbow helmet, red lycra, a liestrong band, fat as fuck, on a Porsche (fuck me twice there).... with those socks on....

I have a stunning wife, who rather resembles Victoria Pendleton when the lighting is low. But I would gladly fist-fuck this prick with his "Nerr nerrrr nerrrrr, nahhhh, neerrrrr nahhhhh. ... your bike sucks" socks on my big hands.

I bet this tool sports a Magnum mustache too.

We've been waiting for you. Welcome home.