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I'd second that, although there are no shots of the seat stays or the bottom bracket: which means they don't have a clue, or they do and are concealing the proof it's a fake.

And what the fuck does "All the bikes are fully serviced and test ride by our professional machine before display for sale. " mean?

There's something about those lugs that doesn't look right. Nice frame probably, but nothing screams 'nag.

Ask for a shot of the BB shell, I guess.