The Apprentice - predictions

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Anyway.

I used to really enjoy it up until the last episodes but this series looks like it's swamped with utter bell-whiffs!

Jason needs to sort out that monobrow.

Welsh valleys .are you sure mate.? Youre plastic surgery looks good though.

On the other hand, the welsh dude Alex needs to go easy on the tweezers.

He looks like a dolly

Greasy Alex and his Brylcreem quiff needs a good Essex hiding.

I missed the first 10 minutes, what's the goal of this challenge- to have nothing left, or to make the most profit?

Girl with the fake eyes keeps getting featured.but didn't speak get-outmannequin?

oooh, they're all hideous

The blonde doctor. Best of bunch.

'I will be on her like a fly on shit'

That is why I can't help watch this show

Stab stabby stab stab

This beardy bloke is a cunt- Neil is it?

like Danny Dyer without the fackney tawk

"Lord Sugar I'd just like to take this opportunity to.."

Fire him!

Glad to see the pretend receptionist gets her reflection shown in her equally pretend monitor. Last year's stooge restricted to hand air-time only must be spitting blood.

Spotted that too. Telly eh....

Glad to see the pretend receptionist gets her reflection shown in her equally pretend monitor. Last year's stooge restricted to hand air-time only must be spitting blood.

That's what I just thought...PLUS(I had to re-wind to check) but she 'looked' white from behind and 'looked' black in the monitor?!?

Racist??

£10 virtual on Jazz getting the boot

Epically failed! Winner!

Yeah, she's quite good value

Sophie Lau to go

'I didn't want to sell the product'

Why's that Usma one got blue eyes and blonde hair?!

Jazz to go. Is a berk