I have no idea why I am on their mailing list, but Wireless are trying to persuade me to go to what sounds like the shittest festival in history.
Not content with the headlines of Justin Timberlake and Jay Z, they are now attempting to woo me with the added attraction of Will.i.am.
D to the motherfucking IBS!!!
OMFG WHAT A LINEUP!
Quick, get me to a tout!