There's a fine selection of nodders who've started riding to my office. They're clogging up the shower rooms with their sweaty plastic hi-viz jackets and they park like absolute fucking simpletons.
All the previously empty bikeracks in the basement are now full of the most anti machines you've ever seen. Worst of all it looks like they've just jumped off and ghostied the bikes into the racks, they take up so much fucking space and they all get in hours earlier than me so I've got to ram my poor bike in between someone who's got their bar ends on the wrong sides of the bars (wtf?) and some other fucker with a red light on the front and white on the back. Seriously wtf?
There's a fine selection of nodders who've started riding to my office. They're clogging up the shower rooms with their sweaty plastic hi-viz jackets and they park like absolute fucking simpletons.
All the previously empty bikeracks in the basement are now full of the most anti machines you've ever seen. Worst of all it looks like they've just jumped off and ghostied the bikes into the racks, they take up so much fucking space and they all get in hours earlier than me so I've got to ram my poor bike in between someone who's got their bar ends on the wrong sides of the bars (wtf?) and some other fucker with a red light on the front and white on the back. Seriously wtf?
/csb