2013 Pro-cycling season thread

Apparently there's a frisson in the Team Europcar camp at the moment. Rolland made some disparaging remarks about Voeckler's floppy tongue displays, and Voeckler said he likes to relive eating out Rolland's mother, Chantale, as a way of easing the suffering on the bike.

I can't wait to discuss the issues surrounding Europcar team leadership during the next two months...

I did not realise Rolland is from South End on sea? I'm surprised Rapha have not made a baselayer to celebrate this fact.