How many bikes do you own?

I have these in pretty regular use
1 Surly 1x1 XTR / White industries
2 Klein Quantum race, 11 speed Record
3 Mercian Vigorelli fixed
4 Klein Performance, 9 speed D/A and mudguards
5 Klein Navigator 9 speed XTR, Rack and Mudguard Tourer
6 Spectre MTB prototype, 8speed XT
7 Marin Indian Fire Trail 8 speed XT now a rack and mudguard commuter workhorse
8 anonymous 8 speed MTB with Xtracycle Free radical

These are complete and ready to go but are in the loft
9 Klein Quantum, 9 speed shim ergo
10 Klein Quantum 2, 9 speed D/A
11Klein Mantra 8 speed XTR
12 Klein Pinnacle 7 speed Deore
13 Klein Adroit 8 speed XTR

I also have a Wilier LeRoi, a Bianchi EV3, A Dolan track champ, a BT stealth and a Graham Weigh that live with me as they belong in the family, but rarely get any use.

Plus several old frames and bits that morph into bikes of all sorts of configurations just for the craic.
It used to be really out of control though and I have actually got rid of a lot of stuff lately:- both my Bromptons, my 1947 Raleigh Clubman, a Klein, a GT Zaskar, a Saracen Kili flyer, an Argos randonneur, an Orbit tandem, a giant MTB, a Muddy Fox, and probably some I have forgotten about. It feels a bit clearer around the house now
I have a few beaters too that have been put together and are out on loan which I tend to forget about and only get reminded of when they break and need some attention

i never knew there were that many types of klein... and the one i do know you don't have