How many bikes do you own?

Hmmm, let's see...

UK:

1. Rat Brompton - old Brompton M6L
   
2. Crabboni Fibboni - Chinese carbon fibre frameset with Campag Veloce (winter trainer)
   
3. Planet X SL Pro with Ultegra triple/XT wide range gears (red bike)
   
4. Ribble 7005 MTB (whitey bikey)
   
5. On One Macinato (fixed road bike)
   
6. Chinese Carbon 29er with XT
   
7. Genesis Croix de Fer
   
8. Cervelo P2 TT bike
   
9. Paddock bike - old Merlin MTB, homebrew SS conversion with road tyres
   
10. Hetchins Novus Ductor with Campag Super Record
    
    

Switzerland:

1. Enigma Echo custom with SRAM Force
   
2. Rose Dr. Z full-sus MTB
   
3. Dolan Pre Cursa track bike
   
   

Projects:

1. Ti Brompton
   
2. Cervelo S2
   
3. Dawes Galaxy with 600 Arabesque
   
4. Raleigh M-Trax Torus Ti MTB with Direct Control forks
   
   

I think that's the lot.