How many bikes do you own?

Lost 2 last year to theft, so currently at:
1: 1994 Specialized Epic Lugged Carbon - summer road
2: Cinelli Zydeco CX - geared/ss - winter road/cross
3: mid 90's Raleigh Scorpio - awaiting ss conversion
4: Heavyweight Ridgeback MTB that my landlord left when he emigrated - was used as a toddler transporter

1. Stripped alu Corvino road bike that mrs hms now uses
   
2. 1970's Continental road frame for this summer's build project
   
   

4 kids bikes - half of which are too small now and need shifting