• The dickhead undertaking the left turning scaffoldign lorry on CS8 just before Tate Britain.

    Everyone had seen it and had slowed down to let it cross the lane (he did some great signalling). You, however, thought it would be a great idea to weave through the gaps thinking you were Mark Cavendish racing for the line and pass all those who had stopped causing the driver to abort his turn. Twat!

    If you want to kill yourself do it in your bedroom whilst having a cry wank - at least that way the 20 cyclists who stopped and the driver won't suffer the trauma of winessing a needless death.

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