• The van driver showed remarkable patience, first allowing the half-dozen clueless idiots who'd stopped on his nearside to get ahead of him, and then still waiting while people continued to ride up his nearside after the lights had changed and he was trying to turn left.

    I'd like to think that cyclists with a bit of common sense might stand out against such incompetence, but sadly I reckon we're more likely to be associated with it. Summer hasn't even started yet.

    If you were to pull up behind the van on the left and idiotblock, the driver might notice you and remember you with a degree of fondness.

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