Are G4S knowingly trying to get someone killed?

1- They are always in pairs one driver and one guy locked in the back

Of course, one need to make sure the Boursin doesn't melt when the other pop round to get some more salami.

2- They park as close as possible to pick up point

See above - usually required when they need to buy more baguette on top of the salami, they're quite fragile.

3- The last thing on their minds are cyclists

They don't carry cheese, let alone enough, except maybe in the winter where it's less likely to go pongy, which is why they're able to ride as they pleased.

4- Most of them have had some sort of attempted robbery at some stage of their working life

Cheese are fucking amazing, I would be lying if I said I didn't think about holding G4S at onionpoint.

5- Those vests and helmets are not bulletproof

Obviously not, they're made out of cheese, them holes aren't enough to stop onion.