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Blue Cheese! Bastard!

I am listening to the live feed. I feel omniscient. They are closing in around an address, "17 Willow Park", I am looking at the street on Gmaps.

"We have tactical team in place". "Ram is on its way". "Can we get some armour down here?"... oh man, it's like a bad (good) film.

"Do you have enough tactical assets on the scene, or are you wanting more?".

Sounds like they are ready to start "clearing this house..."

I spent about 7 years in the US listening to police scanners for a living. We loved high speed chases - we could follow them on the map and pinpoint the precise turn where the suspects fucked it up.