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dappy cow resigned
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22083032
shortest job evar

she was hoisted by her own petard on twitter ... first time I've ever thought twitter was even vaguely useful

What were the tweets?

#lazy

^ #irony

-Made in chelsea stars look like fucking fags
-Pikeys stop stealing metal, my trains late
-I want a Taser gun

Are the ones that were on the telly.

racist, reported.

Are the ones that were on the telly.

Cheers.

Pikey is racist?

[ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pikey[/ame]

"my trains late" = urgh! back to school with you.

This innate attractiveness toward well-endowed men is retained today, hidden deep within the female psyche

controversial?

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/size-really-does-matter-homo-sapiens-larger-than-necessary-penis-may-have-evolved-through-natural-selection-by-prehistoric-women-8565003.html

comments section is jokes

Ancient greeks and the renaissance were not at all into big willies.

controversial?

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/size-really-does-matter-homo-sapiens-larger-than-necessary-penis-may-have-evolved-through-natural-selection-by-prehistoric-women-8565003.html

comments section is jokes

ha!

                                                                                   My knob is only a couple of inches long, but it smells like it's a foot.

controversial?

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/size-really-does-matter-homo-sapiens-larger-than-necessary-penis-may-have-evolved-through-natural-selection-by-prehistoric-women-8565003.html

comments section is jokes

My favourite part is that it's published in the journal "Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences" commonly abbreviated to PNAS...

dappy cow paris brown being investigated by police after her shameless self promotion comments

yo dawg

a face even her mother would love to slap

so who's daughter exactly is she that she got the job ... i'm presuming nepotism rather than apptitude got her this position

Attacks based on looks are never acceptable. Would you say the same about a male politician? I very much doubt it. And yes, I'm calling you out on this.

Also, I assume that you have some evidence for the nepotism claim, as everything that I've seen on this suggests she went through a formal application and interview process.

her father Dennis, a 51-year-old charity fundraiser, and mother Debra, 48, a GP’s receptionist

and

Miss Brown was hired to cover Kent and was interviewed by the county’s assistant chief constable.

and

the vetting procedure and interview selection, carried out by retired West Mercia chief constable Paul West and a serving officer

Really doesn't suggest nepotism to me, but maybe you know better.

ha
dappy cow resigned
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-22083032
shortest job evar

she was hoisted by her own petard on twitter ... first time I've ever thought twitter was even vaguely useful

What were the tweets?

#lazy

^ #irony

Are the ones that were on the telly.

So, lets look at thos tweets shall we, and recall that it was the Dail Mail who started stiring this pot, and their record is hardly spotless.

1. "I really wanna make a batch of hash brownies."
   
   
   

She wants to. not she has, or she will, but she wants to. bit harsh to condem someone on something they would like to do with no evidence that they have. Also she says it's a reference to 'a Scooby Doo film’.

1. "i'm either really fun, friendly and inclusive when Im drunk or Im an anti social, racist, sexist embarrassing fucker. Often its the latter
   
2. "I am getting so drunk this Saturday, so painfully and oh so unatractively drunk."
   
3. "Been drinking since half 1 and riding baby walkers down the hall at work oh my god I have the best job ever haha!!
   
   
   

Lets take these one at a time shall we.

1. - All those who know that they are never nasty when they are drunk can hang about, the rest of you can stop throwing the stones from in your glass houses. She at least has the self knowledge to spot her faults.
   
2. - All those who never got drunk before their 18th birthday can also stick about, these who have just left can stop throwing the stones too.
   
3. - She's said that the drinking in this post related to water. Do I believe her? I'm not sure, but I've no proof she's lying. Riding baby walkers up and down a hallway does sound sort of fun. I think the worst crime here is the "haha!!".
   
   
   

1. "Right either there are owls outside my house or my neighbours don't know how to fuck quietly"
   
2. "Worst part about being single is coming home from party/night out horny as fuck and having to sleep alone"
   
   
   

1. - So, she's fed up with her neighbours fucking loudly. I know others on here who have complained about that. She at least had the decency to suggest it might be owls. I really don't see the issue here.
   
2. - Daily Mail in castigating young person for not having sex outside of a relationship shocker. I'll repeat that again shall I. The self rightous Daily Mail, is now condeming a kid because she didn't shag a random when she's not in a relationship. WTF? seriously? Sorry, I don't even know where to start with this one.
   
   
   

1. "I don't condone violence but Im so pleased that my brother thumped the fat little shit that gave his tiny friend a black eye."
   
   
   

1. - So, lets break this down. her brother has hit someone who has given one of his mates a black eye. Was this at the same time? could it therefore be self defense maybe? We don't know. Those of you who are left from the drinking stuff, can now see if you can check out by disqualifying yourself by ever having been happy that someone has defended someone smaller than themselves.
   
   

There were more, so lets pull some of them out shall we.

1. - "Everyone on Made In Chelsea looks like a fucking fag."
   
2. - "I like your top mate. pic.twitter.com/8ZGvWln"
   
3. - "hell why are the people from Direct Pizza so difficult to talk too!! IT IS CALLED ENGLISH. LEARN IT."
   
4. - "i want to fucking cut everyone around me."
   
5. - "faggots played knock dwn ginger @ my house 3 times. 3rd time i hid behind the door and opened it right as the ? went to run, HA na u?"
   
6. - "i can speak english its the illegals on the other end that cant"
   
7. - "OH MY GOD WILL YOU PIKEY STOP NICKING THE ? TRAIN TRACK METAL im on a ? replacement bus, ? stupid moronic ?
   
   
   

Do you want me to go through these ones and pull them apart too?

Really the Daily Mail has been digging hard on this one, and making mountains out of molehills.

They've had 10 articles on this in the last two days, all attacking the same thing, and a lot of it the sort of line that they promote.

Most of the tweets seem to be quite old, even the Mail suggests that they were mostly written 2-3 years ago. she's 17 now, so that would put them at being posted from when she was 14/15 to now. But we're never told how old any of them are.

Please stop falling into their traps.

I've had to trawl through 10 Daily Mail articles due to you lot. I need a bath. I'm not linking to their troll bait either. Go and find it yourself if you have to.

Do you want me to go through these ones and pull them apart too?

No thanks

I've had to trawl through 10 Daily Mail articles due to you lot.

MrDrem - tl;dr but, deal with it, she's been an ass and got called out. She should be a salutory lesson to dipshits shooting their mouths off on social networking sites. The only bits I agree with you on are mountain/molehill and judging based on looks. I think she should have stuck it out with da popo rather than throw in the towel.

Here you go, have a better story - Mali to give French president another camel after first one is eaten: Original camel presented to François Hollande in thanks for helping repel Islamist rebels eaten by family he left it with

MrDrem - tl;dr but, deal with it, she's been an ass and got called out. She should be a salutory lesson to dipshits shooting their mouths off on social networking sites. The only bits I agree with you on are mountain/molehill and judging based on looks. I think she should have stuck it out with da popo rather than throw in the towel.

The point of my ripping it to bits was to point out that she's less of an ass than many people, but you know, TL:DR shrugs

The point of my ripping it to bits was to point out that she's less of an ass than many people, but you know, TL:DR shrugs

She's both less of an ass and more of an ass. In the grand scheme of what teenagers say, they're not that bad (although they're not particularly endearing either) and her homophobic language etc isn't conducive to doing her job effectively.

What I thought was more appalling was the duplicity and dishonesty spouted forth afterwards/

Take her drinking for instance, she's now saying that she has the odd glass of wine or a Malibu at home with a meal with her mum which is perfectly all legal and allowed.

Clearly a bit more than that has taken place, not unusual with a teenager, but then when questioned publicly out comes the carefully prepared lies and duplicity. That's sad to see as the lesson is that you can get away with if you lie.

MrDrem - tl;dr but, deal with it, she's been an ass and got called out. She should be a salutory lesson to dipshits shooting their mouths off on social networking sites. The only bits I agree with you on are mountain/molehill and judging based on looks. I think she should have stuck it out with da popo rather than throw in the towel.

negged, deal with it.

Here you go, have a better story - Mali to give French president another camel after first one is eaten: Original camel presented to François Hollande in thanks for helping repel Islamist rebels eaten by family he left it with

love their choice of picture.

Hum. I see what you mean Drem, personally I thought she sounded/looked awful and the excuses don't take into account she has been given quite a symbolic position with a lot of responsibility and clearly more is expected from her than that.
This is probably a superficial judgement, but the tweets publicly using language that as a police representative, you cannot, and should not ever use. As soon as that went into the public domain she was not able to do that job, because she's alienated huge portions of the people she is supposed to be bringing closer to the force and representing.
Yes, she's young etc and normally (if not taking a highly scrutinised role with the police with a huge responsibility attached) allowances can and should be made for that, but also, not all young people think it's a good idea to make themselves look like a total dickbag in public then expect no come-back when they jump on board a gimmicky political handcart.

Maybe the real message here is that the police shouldn't be using under-formed children to do an adult's job as a kind of political currency to look like the are trying to get in with the youf, and if they are, a cursory facebook/twitter check like the majority of employers do nowadays wouldn't be a terrible idea.

I agree a lot of the comments are needlessly personal-such as her hair etc. but then she's made the same cheap throwaway jibes about pikeys, fags, illegals so it's a bit rich to complain.

It does seem harsh to judge someone by the tweets made when they were underage?