Spotted...

Called Chung a wanker as I was walking down Eversholt Street earlier
One day I will remember to come out with the words "do a skid"

Hey hey! Always good to see you
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Dickbutt.

dude on south side of blackfriars bridge at 545/6pm turning left playing music loudly wear Le cap. I was track standing just in front of you but only noticed the cap as you went round the corner.

Could have been me. Was it Phil Collins? I love Phil Collins.
I did spot the no-handed trackstand, but it was upright so I didn't clock it was you. Sorry buddy.