Names and faces to bikes

Hello, Have been using the forum a little bit for a while but never did one of these.

Myself, my daschund (when he was a weee pup) and my Faggin chromovelato road:

If you let go of the saddle, does the Dachshund shoot forward and embed himself in whatever it is you are aiming at?

(Learn to spell your doggy's breed, young man)