London Marathon Crash Race

I don't know. Last I heard it was a BikeRadar/Evans cycles Midnight Sportiv Crash Race. Fully supported of course but the £55 entry fee is putting me off. Free bidons full of Thames water and CR2032 batteries for your single Knog are tempting offers but I dunno. I may also be on my honeymoon. Will have a think because 'crash races' are as rare and precious as true love.

Pffft, "honeymoon.."

You lightweight, call yourself a hardened fixie skidderz of London's famous London.

(Give a call if you and the good lady have a gap for some supper before the main event)