Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Like the last line. Presumably this is something to do with it being a higher level of illegal, in some US states, to take or deal in drugs within 500 metres of a school, playground etc. Good work getting that (trying to get that) into your conditions of employment.

Not sure if srs?

Surely the whole thing is a joke, but the implication is his activities and curfew are a bit more Jesus Quintana, rather than dabbling in persians?