I confess...

Hahaha. I have done this with leggings and a knee to the chin.
But I was drunk, so I also lolzed it off.

So, like, last night I was putting on my arm warmers.
Stretching them over my guns*, when...

#bang#

I punched myself in the nose/face. I lolz and then rubbed my nose.

*fat

Hahaha. I have done this with leggings and a knee to the chin.
But I was drunk, so I also lolzed it off.

I once knee'd myself in the nose kicking a football, 2 years later I knocked out an already wobbly tooth doing the same thing.

This next confession is big....

Yesterday I skidded the seta 3 times :O

Smooooth.

Re: the skidding Seta

"This next confession is big... Yesterday I skidded the seta 3 times :O "

Have you spoken to your parents about this? Personally I think it's better you get rid of the bike, or hang it on the wall before this problem becomes a real issue. Alternatively Ed will come 'round and fit brakes on your bike, is that what you want?

Hahaha. I have done this with leggings and a knee to the chin.

I used to be a cyclist but then I had a knee to the chin...

I used to try to clean a chain of grit, but then I couldn't be arsed after an hour and just put a new one on.

Wish id thought of that^. I bought a new bike last time my chain got dirty.

I used to try to clean a chain of grit, but then I couldn't be arsed after an hour and just put a new one on.

So you cleaned your chain for one hour, then threw it away?

Or

You own new chains for one hour, then throw them away?

The latter. I only ride perfectly smooth and silent chains; the average lifetime is 1hour.
I carry 3 chains on any given commute, pausing after an hour's use, chucking the chain and replacing with a new one. I get through an average of 1.2 a journey.
Still cheaper than the train ...

Makes perfect sense to me.

I always check the 'free word' build thread before anything else on here, PM's can wait, my own threads can wait, that shit is gold.

i confess i don't know that thread and i can't even guess what it's about

I've seen it now. For the uninitiated, it's about feenin' turrets as far as I can deduce

Wouldn't over analyse... just go with it.

I like hub gears.

I don't think that's much of a confession, hub gears are great.

What would be a confession is loving hub brakes (which I do) :)

Ha! I like "hub gear" too... Oh wait, gears "s" as in multiple gears... You people make me sick!

I have eaten quinoa

I'll try anything once...

*Googles quinoa.

...except quinoa.

I have a phobia of my LBS, everytime i have to go there I get an overwhelming sense of doom- it seems whenever I go there my bike is in need of some incredibly expensive repair.

Hahaha. I have done this with leggings and a knee to the chin.

I rarely nerg people.

I haven't been on the animals thread for three months since someone posted an extreme close up shot of a spider and I had a minor panic attack, and couldn't sleep for four hours that night because every time I closed my eyes that image and similar ones flashed up in my head and twitching because I kept imagining spiders touching me. Now I'm too scared to go back on there in case there are more.

/actual arachnophobia

Scoble had a close up spider shot that might cure you, where did that go?

here we go scoot....

I rarely nerg people.

I haven't nerged anyone yet :-/