Fixed gear for people over forty?

Andy, you massive cunt.

(Though to be fair I do have to consciously work out how old I am these days.)
49 x 19 - spin to win.

Wow, as old as Villa-Ru?

And I thought the hills were looking a bit jaded.

No, fixeh skidderz around town is a young mans game and carries serious health risks for any male over 25.

And don't get me started on Laydees without a derailleur.

My name?

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Hartley...